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Mullah Nasrudin Jokes

"If there is a man among you, who's not afraid of his wife, let him stand up!" challenged a bully newcomer the patrons in Nasrudin's favorite pub. One by one all who were not sitting already settled down. Only Nasrudin remained standing, leaning on his stick. "Well, it seems you and me are the only real men in here," the bully said to Nasrudin. "Speak for yourself," said Nasrudin. "My wife warned me that if she catches me sitting with this bunch again, she'll break my other leg, too..."

Nasrudin heard that the king sent out a committee incognito, seeking suitable candidates for qadis (judges). Nasrudin took to walking around carrying an old fishing net on his shoulder. When the members of the committee reached his village, it drew their attention and they questioned him about it.

"Oh, I carry this net with me to remind me of my humble past as a poor fisherman," explained Nasrudin. The committee was impressed, and in due time Nasrudin was nominated as a qadi.

Shortly afterwards those king's representatives met Nasrudin again and noticed the net was gone.

"Where is the net, Nasrudin?" they asked.

"Well, you don't need the net after the fish is caught, do you?" replied Nasrudin.

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